with a chub and a smartphone—but in a sober state of mind, do you really think this approach will work? But also don't give up on enjoying casual, consensual, enjoyable sex with the help of your smartphone.
The good news: There are so many dudes out there doing it So Very Wrong that a woman is likely to appreciate a man who does this right.
Listen to Deanne Stillman in her play Girls in Suits at Lunch.
One of her characters suggests "instead of prenuptial agreements, you could urge paranoid clients to have sex contracts.
To get you started, we tested the strategy on something a bit more PG than sex: washing dirty dishes. · That was the dirtiest dish I have ever seen…· Remember when we washed dishes all night? I was always taught that if you want something, you should ask for it nicely. Tell them how sexy they look in a certain position. And if no one has ever made you come that hard before, I definitely suggest you share that information. "If I woman had designed it, she wouldn't have made it breathe, after all.She would have put little tongues in there or something..." The women in the audience laugh, screech, bang the table with their fists in recognition. One joke popular when I was an undergraduate in a cold climate was the following: "A guy and a girl get a flat tire one blizzardy night.Lenny Bruce used to do a routine where he asked how many men in the audience had ever had a blow job. When he then asked how many women had given blow jobs, no woman put her hand up.Bruce looked around the audience and concluded "Somebody's lying." Women, of course, are conditioned not to admit to performing any sort of sexual activity, especially one involving pleasure at the expense of procreation. It's also enough to lead to a whole sub-category of women's sexual humor. Lead image: Ed Sheeran and Taylor Swift are BFFs (and isn't that cute!?!